i hope every single person on this planet finds someone who they can admit to that they are just too soft for all of it
is the whale still hanging at the national history museum and do people still lie under it
I remembered my tumblr password. Is ANYONE even still here?
I’m so glad that they gave us dumbass Steve Harrington this season. They really didn’t hold anything back, they just let him flaunt his dumbassary out in the open like the clueless, big haired, ice cream slinging dumbass that he is.
when girls like horses we call them ‘horse girls’ and mock them for their bond with giant nightmare leg-finger creatures
but if boys like horses we call them ‘future cowboys’ and ‘rugged outdoors men’
I’m just saying, I’ve met a lot more horse girls than horse boys so when the dystopic breakdown of society hits us, it’s not going to be roving bands of young men on horseback (they don’t know how to ride, they haven’t B O N D ED)
it will be Kelly from elementary school and her band of fifty midwest girls in pink cowgirl boots who have come for your resources
Wanna know a fun fact?
When they were filming Lord of the Rings, they needed A LOT of extras to be able to ride horses into battle. They couldn’t find nearly enough men with horses/ riding skills, so they hired just like a crap ton of women who were expert riders, slapped some beards on ‘em, and called it good. The VAST majority of the riders in that film are horse girls. Horse girls win battles.
Horse girls win battles.